Uproxx Video: What’s your Twilight?

What movie is your Twilight? That’s the question the 5-Second Films gang set out to answer with their latest Uproxx Video. As you can see, there’s a weird dude who looks like me whose Twilight is Freddy Got Fingered. Weird, right? And Frotcast favorite Joe Sinclitico, his Twilight is He-Man: Masters of the Universe. What’s yours? Hopefully not Twilight.

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