Whoever had both the familiarity with Zardoz and the energy to make a dog-scale Zardoz costume… well I think it goes without saying that that person is our nation’s greatest hero.   [via - Thanks, Johnny L]

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After the jump is a video that defies description.  I have no idea who made it or what it is, other than an aphrodisiac.  The title at the beginning says “My Dark Horse is Horny”, and it’s about… a flabby Salvador Dalí… who rides a horse on the beach… On top of a girl in a semi-sheer top …Look, it’s hard to describe, but trust me, it’s awesome.  I have my fingers crossed that it’s a trailer for a modern retelling of Zardoz.

UPDATE: It’s a commercial for Diesel Jeans, apparently.
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I'll be honest, I hadn't heard of this until one of my commenters mentioned it.  Boy am I glad he did.  This is three minutes of nonstop weirdness.