The trailer for Control; not to be confused with Kontroll, the Hungarian subway movie, or Cuntroll, the documentary about your mother's labiaplasty; is now online.  

Control is the story of the late Joy Division singer Ian Curtis' life, from the band's rise to fame to his tragic suicide.

If rock n' roll has taught me anything, it's that if you want to be cool, kill yourself.  Always remember that, kids. 

According to the Sunday Mirror, James McAvoy (Last King of Scotland) has been cast as Scotty in the upcoming Star Trek movie.  This will be the first time Scotty will be played by a Scottish-born actor (McAvoy's a Glaswegian, James Doohan was a Canuck).

I'll be honest, I really couldn't care less about this movie, this early in the project.  I only post this Star Trek stuff because I'm worried that if I don't I'll piss off the nerds.  And pissed off nerds scare me, because with their level of computer skills, who knows?  I don't want anyone shrinking my penis through the internet. I just don't think your mother deserves to wake up any less sore. 

Jason Biggs and Lizzy Caplan (the goth chick from Mean Girls) have joined the cast of Bachelor No. 2, a Dane Cook vehicle.  

The story centers on Tank (Cook), a master at seducing — and offending — women who is a professional Bachelor No. 2. When guys get dumped, they hire Tank to take their ex-girlfriends out on the worst date of their lives — an experience so horrible it sends them running gratefully back to their beaus. So when Tank's best friend, Dustin (Biggs), is dumped by his new girlfriend (Hudson), Tank naturally offers to help out and soon finds himself torn between his loyalty to Dustin and the desire to be Bachelor No. 1.

Uh, isn't this the exact same plot as Good Luck Chuck?  Not to mention they stole the nickname from Old School?  Also, Dane Cook playing a guy name 'Tank'?  I think Dane Cook should play a guy named 'Cody'.  That sounds much more like an annoying, hyperactive tool name. 

On another note, have you heard that 'Aiden' has become one of the most popular names for boys, mainly because of Sex and the City?  Good lord, if my name was Aiden, I'd get it changed to 'Fuck', just to spite my vacuous whore of a mother. 

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