If the following project sounds like something you’d be at all interested in, you’re nothing but a mouth-breathing, monkey-faced drool bucket stealing valuable oxygen from living creatures.  Chances are, you’re also a movie exec.  Here, I’ll just give you the title: Xombie.  All together now:  Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhck.

DreamWorks, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci could be walking with a “Xombie.”

Could they really?  Could they be walking with a Xombie, Hollywood Reporter writer guy?  That’s funny, because you could be walking with a keyboard up your ass, if only your editor wasn’t a spineless crotch pony.
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