Some new pictures of facial hair twinsies Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber (Sabretooth) from Wolverine have hit the web.  It’s a good thing Hugh Jackman is gritting his teeth and flexing so hard in this picture, otherwise that wifebeater might’ve looked gay.

Empire‘s latest cover features Hugh Jackman – more like… Huge… Jacked-man, am I right?  Anyone?  Fine, I’ll just go out the way I came in… – along with a preview of X-Men Origins: Wolverine, which will have its first trailer attached to The Day the Earth Stood Still on December 12.  Maybe it’s just the lighting, but to me it kinda looks like Wolverine’s sporting a little adamantium down there if you know what I’m sayin, and I think you do.

“Who wants to get down on this MUTANT BONER?” I imagine him demanding.  “Come on, ladies, I know you’ve always wondered what’d be like to be with a man who RECOVERS INSTANTLY.” 
*mouths “CALL ME”, puts hand phone up to ear*
“F-ck! I stabbed myself in the head again!”

You know when you’re sucking your thumb after sex and you accidentally admit to something really embarrassing, like the time you crapped your pants at ballet camp?  This is kind of like that.

Yes, this is unsubstantiated rumor, and yes it is pretty out there, but this is being reported for two reasons: first, because I want people to be constantly talking about the WOLVERINE movie, since I think it will be great. And second, because for a couple of months when I was a kid, I was absolutely obsessed with Natalie Imbruglia. This was around the time that ‘Torn’ was playing every other minute on every single radio station, every day of the week. The word is that Ms. Imbruglia has auditioned and subsequently won a role in the upcoming WOLVERINE origin film.  [JoBlo]

Holy boner-filled sweatpants, Batman!  In other news, Nikki Reynolds totally had her bra strap hanging out at Starbuck’s the other day, I thought I was gonna hork!

ACTUAL NEWS UPDATE: A faithful FilmDrunkard and reputed inside source [hehe] claims Kevin Durand from 3:10 to Yuma will be playing The Blob. Set faces to stunned.