Wolverine is Homophobic Turtle’s favorite character.
After the jump, I’ve got the brand new trailer for X-Men Origins: Wolverine, with lots more footage of Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, Taylor Kitsch as Gambit, and… uh… Will.i.am (I want to disembowel someone with a claw hammer every time I have to type that stupid f-cking faggity name) as John Wraithe/Kestrel/some kind of black, gay cowboy. Needless to say, I don’t have high hopes for this movie. For one thing, it’s a Fox movie and Fox’s execs breastfed lead paint as children (how else do you explain this poster?). For another, it’s got a goddamned Black Eyed Pea in it. AGAIN. Having a Black Eyed Pea in your movie is the unwanted gay advance of death. What idiot thinks this is a good idea? The comic book crowd is guaranteed to hate it, and Black Eye Peas fans aren’t showing up in droves to watch their favorite singer pretend to be someone else. I like the Misfits, doesn’t mean I want to watch Glenn Danzig play Thor. (though that actually might be kind of awesome.)