(Whoa, hold on, you mean to tell me there’s a “World Dwarf Games” and no one told me about it?)

Seems fitting that we start with Roman Polanski comments, since I rode that news pony like it was your mom last week.  From A BUNCH OF IDIOTS SIGN ROMAN POLANSKI petition:

Stone Soup says: 
To honor Polanski’s legendary artistry, the group has announced that the next three film festivals will feature bottomless popcorn boxes.

From ROMAN POLANSKI ARRESTED IN SWITZERLAND (which Sienna Miller recently derided as “Shitzerland”):

Evil Taco says: Leave it to the swiss to find a way to make him stop . . .
*puts on sunglasses*
Roman.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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