Oh, America. Every time I think you couldn’t get any dumber, you do something… THAT TOTALLY REDEEMS YOURSELF! [via Clip Nation]

MORNING LINKSRemember our buddy Jason Dove? He’s emceeing a 49th anniversary of the JFK assassination event featuring some pretty heavy-duty speakers. If you’re in San Fran tomorrow, come check it out. |JFK49|

Red Dawn Review: The Tipping Point for Lazy Remakes |Film Drunk|

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How To Cage Someone At Work: One Redditor’s Ultimate Guide To Nic Cage Office Pranking |UPROXX|

An Investigation: Is This The Weakest Season For New Shows In A Decade? |Warming Glow|

The With Leather Fantasy Football Support Group: Go Home Matt Ryan, You’re Drunk |With Leather|

A Steampunk Cosplay Gallery |Gamma Squad|

10 Big Daddy Kane Songs Everyone Should Know |Smoking Section|

Before There Was Brady: A Definitive Gallery Of The NFL’s Greatest Bro, Joe Namath |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

NBC Tried To Hide Ke$ha’s Butt, Probably Should’ve Been More Concerned With The Fisting |The Superficial|

27 Everyday Things You Never Knew Had Names |Buzzfeed|

4 Differences Between Canadian and American Thanksgiving |Mental Floss|

Cameron Diaz Represents All Women |Videogum|

Honest Thanksgiving Menu |College Humor|

Anderson Cooper Had A Gay Hissy Fit On Twitter |IDLYITW|

Apparently there are 20 other “must-see” movies this winter besides The Hobbit. Who knew? |Fark|

‘This Is 40′ Red-Band Affirms Megan Fox’s Breasts Are Great |Screen Junkies|

Ryan Gosling Does a Mean Impression of “American Horror Story’s” Bloody Face on the Only God Forgives Movie Poster |Pajiba|

The 6 Best Pixar Vocal Performances |Unreality|

Two-Thirds of Porn is Watched At Work, Claims Fun Study |Brobible|

Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex |High Definite|

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Sorry, that was sort of a misleading headline. Actually, Chuck Palahniuk (author of Fight Club, Choke, etc.) has a new book coming out, and they made this fake movie trailer (for "The Wizard of Ass") to promote it. It stars “Cassie Wright, star of ‘Chitty Chitty Gang Bang’ and ‘The Twilight Bone’.”

The book’s called Snuff, and I’m sure it’ll be a movie at some point. Here’s the rundown:

Cassie Wright, porn priestess, intends to cap her legendary career by breaking the world record for serial fornication. On camera. With six hundred men. Snuff unfolds from the perspectives of Mr. 72, Mr. 137, and Mr. 600, who await their turn on camera in a very crowded green room.

Darn, I was hoping it’d be about tobacco, LOL!