FilmDrunk Minister of Awesomeness Oliver Noble is back with his latest supercut, Revenge of the Dwarfs: Midget Attacks in Cinema (a sequel to his Dwarf Abuse mash up). And while I’m sure that title is wholly offensive in itself, it’s cool because this is a tribute to little people. This video celebrates film’s wee characters rising up and seeking justice against their normal height oppressors. Included in the video are your usual tiny suspects like Willow, Bad Santa, Elf, and both Chocolate Factory movies, among many others. The real highlight of this mash-up is For Your Height Only, which is a Weng Weng classic. But Vinnie and I agree that the most appealing inclusion is from the 1973 film, The Sinful Dwarf, which features an equal mix of dwarf-on-human violence and naked, crying white women.

Oliver’s wizardry after the jump…

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Here’s the alternate ending of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory that Paramount didn’t want you to see. Or as I like to call it, “how Michael Bay would’ve done it.”  I know how Grandpa Joe feels. I said the same thing every five minutes during the Tim Burton remake.

[via AttackoftheShow]

It seems someone out there had the idea to record the trip down Willy Wonka’s tunnel from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in reverse, and surprisingly, IT’S THE MOST TERRIFYING GD THING EVER.  Reversing the polarity transforms Gene Wilder from delightful eccentric to OH GOD WHY IS HE SCREAMING AT ME IN GERMAN?  It’s like watching Hitler give a speech about Satanism, or the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the Nazis try to use the ark.  Only this time, their evil plan has worked!

[via GorillaMask, ToplessRobot. Also, this is only tangentially related, but it gave me teh lolz:]

Okay, so maybe Charlie and the Chocolate Factory references aren’t super timely.  But this one’s a spoof of that anti-piracy ad. …Okay, that’s kind of old too.  But keep in mind, animation takes a really, really long time.  Hell, just drawing this one picture of me making love to a Cheetah has taken me all morning. And now… time to see if this kitty purrs.