Classic Letter: Gene Wilder has some notes about Willy Wonka’s costume

Written by Vince Mancini / 06.12.12

The always-great Letters of Note today has an old letter from Gene Wilder (who’s 79 now) to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate factory director Mel Stuart (ironic that Mel Gibson shares a name with so many classic Jewish filmmakers, isn’t it?). But first, they open with another Wilder anecdote which I’d also never heard:

In the early-1970s, when originally offered the lead role in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory by director Mel Stuart, the great Gene Wilder accepted on one condition:

“When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself; but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.”

Asked why, Wilder explained: “Because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

Meanwhile, the main letter concerned Wilder’s input about his costume for the film:

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Don’t Call This Supercut A Midget

Written by Ashley Burns / 02.10.11

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FilmDrunk Minister of Awesomeness Oliver Noble is back with his latest supercut, Revenge of the Dwarfs: Midget Attacks in Cinema (a sequel to his Dwarf Abuse mash up). And while I’m sure that title is wholly offensive in itself, it’s cool because this is a tribute to little people. This video celebrates film’s wee characters rising up and seeking justice against their normal height oppressors. Included in the video are your usual tiny suspects like Willow, Bad Santa, Elf, and both Chocolate Factory movies, among many others. The real highlight of this mash-up is For Your Height Only, which is a Weng Weng classic. But Vinnie and I agree that the most appealing inclusion is from the 1973 film, The Sinful Dwarf, which features an equal mix of dwarf-on-human violence and naked, crying white women.

Oliver’s wizardry after the jump…

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The Willy Wonka Alternate Ending

Written by Vince Mancini / 07.09.10

Here’s the alternate ending of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory that Paramount didn’t want you to see. Or as I like to call it, “how Michael Bay would’ve done it.”  I know how Grandpa Joe feels. I said the same thing every five minutes during the Tim Burton remake.

[via AttackoftheShow]

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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Written by Vince Mancini / 10.08.09

It seems someone out there had the idea to record the trip down Willy Wonka’s tunnel from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in reverse, and surprisingly, IT’S THE MOST TERRIFYING GD THING EVER.  Reversing the polarity transforms Gene Wilder from delightful eccentric to OH GOD WHY IS HE SCREAMING AT ME IN GERMAN?  It’s like watching Hitler give a speech about Satanism, or the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the Nazis try to use the ark.  Only this time, their evil plan has worked!

[via GorillaMask, ToplessRobot. Also, this is only tangentially related, but it gave me teh lolz:]

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WILLY WONKA’S ANTI-PIRACY AD

Written by Vince Mancini / 06.20.08

Okay, so maybe Charlie and the Chocolate Factory references aren’t super timely.  But this one’s a spoof of that anti-piracy ad. …Okay, that’s kind of old too.  But keep in mind, animation takes a really, really long time.  Hell, just drawing this one picture of me making love to a Cheetah has taken me all morning. And now… time to see if this kitty purrs.

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