Bros! Remember when DP and Dasher were trying to finger cuff Buttsex Lindsay after the DG slave auction, but the whole thing got shut down when Asian Steve hit that waiter with a pint glass and got tazed by the cops because he was still butthoused from tequila sunrise? And we almost lost our charter because we were still on probation from when those Pike homos ratted us out during the pledge retreat goat roast? Well think of how crazy that was and double it, because now Anchorman 2 has a teaser, and this time it’s the legit version, like the Mercedes I got from Stinky’s uncle’s dealership, not the crappy knock-off version we had before, like those counterfeit Macbooks Boner got busted for selling. Well? What are you waiting for? HOUSE THAT SH*T, YOU FAGG*TS, CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! You’re never getting my sig if you keep drinking like a single mother. OPEN YOUR THROAT, PUSSY, THIS AIN’T NURSING SCHOOL! I swear to God I’ll ding your entire pledge class if I have to. We’ve done it before, ask Chode.

Bros! Call up Dozer, Cumsponge, and Black Steve and get them off Dawn Patrol, stat! Those Delta Sig fags are gonna shit when they see we’ve got the Anchorman 2 teaser! DOROTHY MANTOOTH WAS A SAINT! THE ARSONIST HAD VERY SMALL FEET! LOUD NOISES! I’M GONNA EDWARD 40-HANDS TILL I HOSE! IF YOUR LITTLE BRO WANTS MY SIG YOU BETTER SACK UP AND WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW!
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"PAYCHECKS!"

Ever since Will Ferrell, er, Ron Burgundy confirmed on Conan that the Channel 4 News Team would once again assemble for a sequel, bros and dudes have been flashing back to 2004 with pure joy and excitement. Now that we also know that The Dictator – in theaters everywhere today – will feature the first Anchorman 2 teaser in the previews, we might as well just go ahead and open the floodgates and start repeating every classic line from the original film.

But wait – you may be wondering, “Will Anchorman 2 feature all the same hilarious vintage styles and costumes of the first film?” Worry not, ladies. Anchorman 2 has a new poster and the answer to your question is “Whale’s vagina jazz flute I pooped a squirrel hand grenade toilet store.”

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UPDATE: This news was confirmed today with a press release:

Legendary newscaster Ron Burgundy announced today that a teaser trailer for “Anchorman 2″ will appear exclusively on “The Dictator,” beginning at midnight tomorrow.

Said Burgundy in a tweet, “I don’t know what a teaser trailer is either but they say you all will.  When did the world get so crazy? I’m having a scotch.”

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Oh my God Oh my God, remember that one movie we all saw??? Don’t you wish we could go back to there? I want to go back to there.

A teaser trailer for “Anchorman 2″ will appear in front of Sacha Baron Cohen’s upcoming comedy “The Dictator,” which opens next Wednesday, May 16th. Confirmed? Nope.
How’s that, you say? “Anchorman 2″ hasn’t even been written let alone shot or edited? Correct, all this is true, but the rumor for weeks now has been that “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” director and co-writer Adam McKay, Will Ferrell and his ‘Anchorman 2′ cohorts would be shooting some kind of brief teaser-trailer for the film to land in front of Cohen’s subversive political comedy [Editor's note: The Dictator is not a subversive political comedy].
While Paramount won’t confirm it (or even reply to emails about the subject), it feels like several people have vocalized or shown medium-sized bits of evidence of what most of us already know. This is truly happening (getting Will in hair, make-up and costume isn’t difficult as evinced by the recent Conan O’Brien appearance). [ThePlaylist]

So in case you needed a reason to see The Dictator (and I’m guessing you did, because it looks wildly mediocre), now you have it, a teaser for Anchorman 2. Which won’t be actual footage from the movie, just some stuff they shot specifically as a teaser. So I guess it’ll be more like an Anchorman-themed Funny or Die video. And Will Ferrell owns Funny or Die, so you’ll probably be able to watch it there too. And I’ll probably embed it here. Okay, okay, you twisted my arm, you can probably just stay home from the movie altogether and keep reading this website. Does it make you feel better, knowing my secrets like that? You’re a real piece of work, you know that.

I posted a couple of their parody commercials the other day, and now there’s a full trailer for The Campaign. The premise of Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis battling it out for a southern senate seat (with Jason Sudeikis as Ferrell’s campaign manager) should sound like the best news ever, and it would, except that The Campaign was directed by Jay Roach, who last did Dinner for Schmucks, a comedy so unfunny you’d think no one in the crew spoke English. Check out the trailer below, and see if you can enjoy the natural Ferrell/Galifianakis charm and humor in the face of the poor story choices. HAHA, HIS FAMILY IS FAT! A GOAT LICKED THAT KID’S WIENER! HIS WIENER! A GOAT! CAN YOU THINK OF A WACKIER COMBINATION?!?

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