As promised, this week for comments of the week, I’ve got a copy of Wild Geese to giveaway, which can currently be purchased at Severin-Films. I’ve even got an exclusive clip after the jump. Either way, the Severin guys always find the best stuff, so definitely check out their catalog, even if you feel no gratitude to them for providing our CotW prizes.

I’ll be honest, I wasn’t great about nominating comments over the past week and change, so today’s is a shorter list. But that doesn’t mean it’s SHORT on HUMOR! In fact, it’s long on humor! Tumescent with it, to the point of bursting! Sorry, that was a shameless attempt to fluff up a semi-limp list. Okay, here we go. I had to give the nod this week to “Prolapsed Masshole,” who burst onto the FilmDrunk scene with a great handle and some awesome pun work.

From The First Pictures of Tom Hardy from the Set of Mad Max, Prolapsed Mass bemoaned Mel Gibson’s absence from the Mad Max franchise, but offered a great idea for bringing him back.

prolapsed masshole says:

Mad Max: From the Dreidel to the Grave. “They started all the wars, he’ll end them”

Well done, Mr. Masshole. Send me your address and collect your DVD. After the jump, the runners up.

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What used to be Comments of the Week is now “Comments of However Long It Takes Me to Have a Free Sunday Night.” Update your planners accordingly. But seriously, I apologize for not being as regular with this feature as I’d like, and to make up for it, I’ve got a DVD to give away to the winner this week, PLUS, another to sweeten the deal for next week. Both DVDs look badass, and I say that as a person who can’t stop staring at the poster lady’s bewbs. For those of you snobs who need more to make a decision than a sexy cartoon boob lady, I’ve got trailers and box art after the jump. Both films (Ashanti and Wild Geese) are currently available for purchase at Severin-Film.com.

Okay, first up, before we get to the winner, it’s our Weekly Weirdo Wrap-Up. In the course of running this site, I’ve noticed that three topics bring out the kooks above all others: Steven Seagal, Tom Cruise, and Hugh Jackman. Not that anyone who’d defend any of these celebrities in a comments section is a weirdo, it’s just the particular brand of defender these ones spawn. Trust me, you’ll see.

From Steven Seagal is doing a movie with Anderson Silva:

Rhonda63640: I’m waiting for the day I see any of you guys come out from behind your computer and stand face to face with Seagal and Silva and talk this shit to their face. Meanwhile, just keep hiding behind your fake names, and be the little chicken shits you are. I’m laughing at you, not with you.

At first I thought her weird screen name might be spam, but at this point, Rhonda 63640 is practically family.

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