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It’s been a long weekend, folks.  I’m sure you’re all plenty sick of your family by now, or God willing, your parents are dead like Jacktion‘s.  We’ll get this ship back up to full speed by tomorrow, but in the meantime, please enjoy this gif animation of Oprah releasing the bees.  (MINI UPDATE: Apparently this came from Conan. So well done, Conan).

[via LessPopMoreFizz, thanks to Ken for the tip]

But wait!  I wonder what Nic Cage would have to say about this…

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(Yep, the vuvuzela jokes are still doing it for me.  {stolen from the Fark comments section})

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Also, Michael from 5 second films sent over this video.  It’s longer than five seconds, but I thought it was pretty cute.

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FilmDrunkard Brian sent over these pictures of Nic Cage’s trailer from the set of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice in New York.  Brian writes:

I was happy to see that he lists “The Wicker Man” with pride on the side of his big ass Airstream trailer. Proof positive he values his role as a sexist bear over that Raising Arizona bullsh*t everybody raves about.

Brian raises an interesting point – this seems like an odd cross section of Nic Cage credits, especially if you wanted to make him feel like a big star.  I thought the trailer painter guy must have been having a laugh until I realized these are all movies Nic Cage produced.  Does anyone even remember Next?

“A Las Vegas magician who can see into the future is pursued by FBI agents seeking to use his abilities to prevent a nuclear terrorist attack.”

Come clean now, guys, that’s a fake IMDB entry someone created just to F with me, right?  No way he’s played this many people who know magic.

This one’s just called The Wicker Man 5th Symphony.  It’s pretty self-explanatory.  Though I would really like to have seen the bear-punch worked in there somehow. Little known fact: If you get high on angel dust and watch Wicker Man while listening to Wesley Willis’ “F*ck You Diet Pepsi” on a loop, it totally syncs up.

[via CH]

Some clever fellow named Adam Slutsky (a Polish guy with “slut” in his name… too… many… jokes… system overload… does anyone else smell burnt toast? Klafs;jkadfsjkladfskl….) cleverly decided to turn this Vote or Die PSA into a PSA about not seeing Nic Cage movies.

I liked Face Off.  Then again, I didn’t go to college.
Nic Cage was a legend.  That was old school, good Nic Cage.  Then he decided to keep existing.  I wasn’t for it.  I wasn’t like, “Yeah, let’s keep him alive.”

How dare you sons of bitches insult Papa Bear!  Do you have any idea what my life would be like if they’d never made Wicker Man? Do you, huh??  I demand a written apology immediately, or I will fight you all!  And these guns don’t shoot blanks.  They fire missiles.  Sex missiles.

[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]