This is the trailer for Whiteout, starring Kate Beckinsale. It’s set in Antarctica, and most of the trailer plays out like a show on The Extreme History Channel. Which I guess isn’t much different from the regular History Channel these days – since when is searching for bigfoot or imagining Earth without humans considered history? Moar war footage, plz. Anyway, I digress… Yeah, so they spend about 1:30 talking about how extreme Antarctica is, and then for the last 30 seconds it’s all, “And you know what else? MURDER.” Really? That’s it? For a movie based on an award-winning graphic novel, the trailer feels a lot like an episode of CSI Miami. “Looks like this time… the cold… caught you. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH…”

