The poster for Walk Hard has hit the web, and I think we all can agree that John C. Reilly is the result of some unholy union between Jim Morrison and Dan Dierdorf.  And possibly a Shar Pei.

Walk Hard (trailer here) is the Judd Apatow parody of Ray, Walk the Line, etc., that I only hope will be as good as Hot Shots, Naked Gun, Airplane, Top Secret!, etc. 

The only thing that doesn’t fit about this poster is nipple size.  John C. Reilly’s got dimes and Jim Morrison has quarters – possibly even fifty cent pieces.  But anyone who knows Dan Dierdorf like I know Dan Dierdorf knows he’s packing pepperonis.  So how could this be?  I’ll tell you how, Reilly’s had work done.   

The trailer for Judd Apatow's Ray/Walk the Line/Selena/Etc. parody, Walk Hard, is online over at /film.

Starring John C. Reilly (the C stands for "Cleft in my nose bridge"), Walk Hard:

…follows the up-and-down-and-up-again struggle of legendary musician Dewey Cox (Academy Award® nominee JOHN C. REILLY) as he rises from the poverty of a hardscrabble Alabama farm to conquer the world of popular music through a rollercoaster career that spans seven decades.

It looks pretty funny to me, but the /film guy just isn't that impressed.  What does impress him, you ask?  Well, free t-shirts for one, and presumably, man ass.