Morning, y’all.  The good news is, I’ve got a couple copies of the Black Dynamite soundtrack to give away to today’s comments of the week winners (other good news: Jesus is risen).  It’s a pretty cool soundtrack, and the movie is still in theaters (a handy list of which you’ll find here).  So go see it, otherwise you’ll make me look bad, and I totally don’t need that right now.

And now, the winners.  Choosing this was brutal because you guys were on fire like my genital sores this week.  But here are the top three, the prize winners:

(from Avatar crew congratulates themselves) Chareth Cutestory says: “Good news, we can fly you to an alien planet and graft your DNA with that of an alien, follow that up with a mind-meld thingy, thereby allowing you to infiltrate their species and take them out.”

“And what about my paralysis? How’s that coming?”

“We’re not miracle workers, dude.”

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