Nothing special here, just a guy on YouTube playing the Jurassic Park theme on the melodica. Simple, yet brilliant. What do you guys think? I thought it was perfect. I swear, I closed my eyes and I thought there were dinosaurs in the room. I just sat there making the Spielberg Face the whole time. Awe-inspiring, I guess would be the best way to describe it.

[via this guy]

Most people remember “I love the smell of napalm in the morning,” as the iconic line delivered by Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now. What most people may not realize, is just how many other things movie and television characters also enjoy the smell of. Now, thanks to YouTuber DonDraperSaysWhat, have a supercut to show us. Things people love the smell of in the morning:

• Rotting cow carcasses
• Loser
• Suntan lotion
• Dragon breath
• Commerce
• Retail
• Ransom Money
• Gunsmoke
• Gun Powder
• Underage Sexual Assault

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I got sent a lot of mash-ups and holiday-themed videos this week, but this one was the only one that inspired me to post it. That has to count for something, right? It’s just that Die Hard is the best Christmas movie of all time, and this mash-up (“Die Hard, Interrupted”), from RigorTortoiseComedy, took a novel approach. And it’s hard to go wrong with Hans Gruber, I always say.

Join me after the jump for some additional Die Hard trivia.

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Finally, a biopic about one man’s quest to win an Oscar for starring in biopics.

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A Golden Treasury Of Awkward/Weird/Awesome Family Holiday Photos |UPROXX|

The 10 Funniest TV Episodes of 2011 |Warming Glow|

American Psycho Updated for 2011 |Film Drunk|

Meet Japan’s hottest boy band, SEXYZONE. |buzzfeed|

READ MY STORY ABOUT VIN DIESEL GOING TO THE DMV! |TheseFriesAreGood|

Cheerleading In The Dark: The Sights And Sounds Of The MNF Power Outage |With Leather|

The Best Fails Of 2011 |Buzzfeed|

Videogum exhaustively compiles the best viral videos of 2011. |Videogum|

Kim Kardashian only went to Haiti for a fashion show. |TheSuperficial|

19 outstanding words you should be working into conversation. |MentalFloss|

Alyssa Jerry likes showing off her butt. |GorillaMask|

Conan introduces the Menorah human centipede. |TheDailyWhat|

Here is a video of a monkey scrubbing dishes. |DAPSwebsite|

Best Movie Dogs of 2011: From Uggie to Skeletor, the Top 11 Canine Co-Stars of ’11 |Moviefone|

The 10 Best SNL Sketches of 2011 |Pajiba|

Seven Movie Trailers for 2012 That Look Promising |Unreality|

How To Catch A White Person |NextRound|

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In a move that could only be described as “Goslingesque,” Keanu Reeves channeled the spirit of Baby Goose recently, vacating his seat on the subway to make way for a woman holding a bag — even though Keanu was holding a bag himself! It’s like he doesn’t even think of himself, only others! Seriously though, the YouTube video is entitled Keanu Reeves: Gentleman or Douche?, and I can’t imagine how that’s even in question. The fact that he’s even riding the subway in the first place means he’s a pretty down-to-Earth guy. He’s a multi-millionaire movie star. I can barely stand to be around those scuzz-toting peons myself, and I’m not even a ten thousandaire. If I was Keanu Reeves, there’s no way you’d catch me on public transportation without a gas mask and at least three bodyguards carrying crossbows. I rode those subways for three years, and if there’s one thing I learned, it’s that breathing poor people air makes you ugly.

[video via Buzzfeed]