Here we see the SAG/Golden Globe-winning House star shilling for Polaroid back in the 80s.  You’d have had to be blind not to see this guy’s talent.  Look how many emotions he went through in a 30-second commercial!  You can’t teach that.

After the jump, see him in a cigar commercial in which a cigar isn’t just a cigar. “Anyone who doesn’t buy Panama must have a cigar missing.”  Translation?  People who don’t smoke Panamas have a vagina.
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This is an Italian ad for Alfa Romeo, whose spokesman is apparently an anthropomorphic sloth.  Although he’s not shanking your mom with a pterodactyl dick bone or hiring a dog to burn down a hospital as I’ve heard sloths are wont to do, there’s something inherently awesome about him.  Is it the necktie?  I think it’s the necktie.  Animals in neckties = always awesome (except for penguins – cuz they’re already wearing tuxedos, lol ;-P).

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