Hurrr, Jeff Nathanson’s gonna be pissed when he finds out what a Houdini is.

Anyway, the actual story is that the guy who wrote Speed 2 (ugh), Rush Hour 2 (oof), Catch Me If You Can (*shrug*), The Terminal (eek), and Rush Hour 3 (hurl), and co-wrote Indiana Jones and the Skulls & Crap (*throws feces*), is adapting “The Secret Life of Houdini: The Making of America’s First Superhero.”  It’s a book about Harry Houdini.  See? I should’ve just left it at the sex joke.

[HollywoodReporter]

Today in "Unintentionally Sexual Headlines", we have "Narnia’s Johnson Rides Hot Streak" from Variety. 

*snicker*

Ahh, nothing like following a post bashing children with a post that proves I am one.  But come on, can anyone read that without imagining a fictional fantasy realm’s phallus (a phiictional phantasy phallus, if you will)?  I mean, am I right?  Anyone?