SUPERCUT: ‘Squint Eastwood’ Celebrates Clint Eastwood’s Mastery Of Confused Reaction Shots

Written by Ashley Burns / 01.31.13

Always the prankster, Clint could never turn down a game of “Grab Oscar’s D*ck”.

Clint Eastwood has only been nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor two times in his career, and he unfortunately remains 0-for-2 in that category. Sure, he’s won two Oscars for Best Director, one for Million Dollar Baby and the other for Metallica’s The Unforgiven, and both of those films also earned the Academy Awards for Best Picture, but Eastwood has still never captured the industry’s highest honor for a thespian. Of course, many wonder if he’ll ever have another chance since he ain’t getting any younger at the ripe, old age of 82.

But a lot of critics might suggest that Eastwood has always been a one-trick pony with his scowling tough guy routine, and I’d argue that it was that very routine that should have earned him the Best Actor Oscar in 1992 over Al Pacino’s shouting blind man from Scent of a Woman. Alas, that was 20 years or almost one full Kate Upton ago, and I’m in a celebratory mood, as opposed to my standard scowling young guy mood. Thankfully, Slacktory’s Brian Menegus tossed together a tribute to Eastwood’s signature facial expression, entitled “Squint Eastwood” and now you can relive all of his best moments in one 3-minute video.

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Angie Jolie Is A Stone Cold Killer

Written by Ashley Burns / 08.27.10

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Having spent 15 years in prison, I can tell you that life behind bars is no glamorous feat. My crime? Being too handsome for my own good. And speaking of good looking, Angelina Jolie will play an ex-con in a yet-to-be-written tale of murder and suspense – Unforgiven. Meanwhile, I’ll be honoring the movie name Unforgiven next week at the Annual Dee Brown and Mike Jones Awards For Original Naming Excellence.

Jolie will play a woman (Ed. – what a stretch, you hack) who serves 15 years of hard time for killing two police officers. Graham King is producing this tribute to Ice T, while Christopher McQuarrie will eventually write a script, once he’s done making Tom Cruise look so awesome in films like Valkyrie. King and Jolie recently worked together on The Tourist, which leads some people to believe that they may be forming quite the working relationship. But I’m gonna stir the pot just for the sake of it and say that Jolie is adopting King’s illegitimate African love child. What? It’s a slow news day.

Pay your dues for your sexy crimes, Cinematical:

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