That’s right, Twilight‘s Robert Pattinson has inspired yet another line of underwear.  The picture you see above is actually from a story about Twilight panties I did last year.  While the implication there is that Edward Cullen would want to drink your menstrual blood and control your gunt like spanks (the perfect man!), today’s product is aimed at us dudes, specifically the lumberjacks among us who want to look more like R-Pattz when we wear skinny jeans.  I think I speak for all of us when I say, “Finally!”

Marks and Spencer has announced that they are creating a men’s underwear line inspired by the sexy star.
Aptly called the R-Pant, the vampire-inspired slim-fit underwear collection of low-rise briefs and trunks is meant to be worn under skinny jeans like those sported by Katy Perry’s funny man Russell Brand and, of course, Pattinson himself.
And while the 24-year-old “Twilight” hottie will not be appearing in an ad campaign for the retailer (nor is he apparently endorsing the line), the Guardian reports that the actor has been spotted shopping for underwear at the store. [People]

Whoa, when you read that, did the voice in your head suddenly develop a lisp?   Weird.  Anyway, let me see if I have this straight: this store that Robert Pattinson shopped at once started selling underwear named after him, which Robert Pattinson neither wears nor endorses?  And it’s a Twilight product that they plan to market to men?  Now, I’m no lawyer (nor am I an underpants scientist), but this plan sounds both well thought out and fool proof to me.

From EOnline:

Megan Fox replaces Victoria Beckham as the face body pick your body part of the 2010 Emporio Armani Underwear campaign. It’s the brand’s second spokesceleb turnover in as many weeks—footballer Cristiano Ronaldo succeeded David Beckham on the men’s side earlier this month.

Fox will also be taking center stage in a forthcoming Armani Jeans campaign, but we’re guessing those shots will be met with a little less enthusiasm. And saliva. The 23-year-old has already posed for the undoubtedly steamy shoot, with the black-and-white photos set to launch in both print ad and billboard form in January. According to Women’s Wear Daily, unlike the Beckhams’ campaign, the shots will all be solo endeavors—the David to her Victoria, Ronaldo, will not be posing alongside her in any of the ads.

I admit, that wasn’t that interesting.  But credit where credit’s due, “Nearly Naked Megan Fox Strips Victoria Beckham of Underwear Gig” is possibly the most awesome, slightly-misleading linkbait/Google magnet headline of all time.  I was already touching myself by the time I got to “gig.”  Also, and I don’t mean to blaspheme, but if I had one criticism of Megan Fox’s looks, it’d be that her boobs are kind of far apart. Motorboating her seems like it’d be really tiring, which is why I brought this thermos of coffee.