Some dork from MTV bravely risked a mauling to interview Steven Seagal just weeks before he returns to his den for winter.  The topic?  Under Siege 3.

“There are offers and we’re looking at them. I personally want it to be something more modern.  In other words… I wouldn’t mind if it was about something more mystical or…maybe extraterrestrial in nature. …Some real government top secrets instead of just the typical.”

Gary Busey had a reality show.  Steven Seagal doesn’t seem too busy.  Anyone else thinking what I’m thinking?  If we team these guys up for some sort of combination nature/self-help show it would be the most amazing thing ever. Just put them together and roll tape.  Busey stalking coyotes, Seagal foraging for berries; both while delivering cryptic, mystical and biblical platitudes.  Oh my God I deserve the Pulitzer for this. Read the rest of this entry »