Abstinence cake is delicious, but if you don’t eat it, it make it even tastier in your mind. Oh God it’s driving me crazy!  Can’t I just smell the frosting?!  [via Geekstir]

DCJ Links:

  • A collection of Roger Sterling one liners from Mad Men. |FListed|
  • 25 Epic Automobile fails. |HolyTaco|
  • Adam Sessler calls out Infinity Ward for tasteless advertising. |G4|
  • Six people who faked their death for ridiculous reasons.  |Cracked|
  • The sexiest creepiest Wonder Woman product ever. |ComicsAlliance|
  • Now you can buy Fight Club soap, and drop it in front of your boyfriend.  |NextRound|
  • “America’s poorest city now has hippos.” |Fark|
  • The 15 best prison movies.  Is Cool Hand Luke better than Shawshank Redemption?  Discuss.  |Gunaxin|