Kids brood free!

I can’t remember where I read this, but one in six books bought worldwide last year was one of the Twilight series, a statistic more depressing than genital herpes.  I wish I had a copy handy because you can literally pick any paragraph at random and show that Stephenie Meyer writes like a third grader.  And yet this phenomenon is so f’ing unstoppable that an Alaskan cruise line is now offering a Twilight Fan Cruise, which includes…

  • Q & A Session with the Actors & other Guests [Such as those huge stars Ashley Greene and Kellen Lutz on the most recent cruise]
  • Group Photo Shoot
  • Autograph Session
  • Costume Ball
  • Prizes will be awarded
  • Movie Viewings with Our Group
  • Trivia Contests & Games
  • More Prizes!
  • Charity Auction
  • Welcome Aboard Party
  • Vendors Room
  • All Twilight… All Week Long!

AND DID WE MENTION THAT THERE ARE GAMES AND PRIZES?!?!  One of which, presumably, is getting that cat pee smell out of your hair and clothes.  BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!  For just $450-$750 you can take a pre-cruise tour of Forks, Washington, THE TOWN WHERE TWILIGHT WAS SET!  Here’s the itinerary:

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