BestWeekEver calls them briefs, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say these Robert Pattinson underpants were actually meant for girls, which would make them panties (which is a very sexy word… panties).  Sure, they aren’t a very hip or sexy cut as far as ladies’ underwear goes, but let’s be honest, if you’re wearing abstinent vampire panties, the only one who’s gonna see them is your cats.  And it’s not like you have to worry about visible panty lines when you’re wearing B.U.M. sweatpants.  Oh, and in addition to having Edward Cullen’s face on your crotch, they put his mouth right where your V crust or snail trails or whatever girls have down there coagulates.  It’ll be the first time Edward Cullen has ever helped make panties dry. Haha, good one, Jay.

First person to make a joke about drinking period blood gets thrown up on.

Here’s what the Twihards had to say about them:

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