Bring out your dead! Man, I’m just sayin’, you put a kilt on a tortoise? Instant classic. [Thanks to Kelly for the tip]

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The 10 Best ‘Louie’ Guest Stars. (*cough*) JIM NORTON! (*cough, cough*) |Warming Glow|

Come for the gayest music video you’ve ever seen, stay for the gayest frotcast you’ve ever heard. |Film Drunk|

The Best of 1960′s Spider-Man, Part 2 |Gamma Squad|

The Hilarious (and Dead On) Caricatures of Cartoonist Pete Emslie |UPROXX|

DMX Drives 100 MPH, Gets Arrested Again |Smoking Section|

Candice Swanepoel Is the Best at Working Out |With Leather|

Eight movie clichés, illustrated. |MentalFloss|

Christopher Knight is divorcing Adrienne Curry. Probably because she’s wildly obnoxious. Or because they met on a crappy reality show. One of the two, I’m sure. |TheSuperficial|

Here’s a New York rat the size of a barnhouse cat. That’s good eatin’, I bet. |TheDailyWhat|

A conversation between best friends forever, Paul Rudd and Adam Scott. |BlackbookMag|

Dina Lohan is trying to produce a movie. Is it about being a worthless c*nt who should be burned for fuel? They say you should write what you know. |Videogum|

Chrissy Henderson has boobs, and likes to squeeze them together. |GorillaMask|

Facebook is judging you by your favorite restaurants now. |HolyTaco|

10 Things You Didn’t Know About New York City and Hurricanes |Buzzfeed|

Hustler Says They’re Close to Releasing Rihanna Sex Tape |FARK|

9 songs that are way overused in movies. |ScreenJunkies|

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Friday Free for All is the time of the week I reserve for all the things I really wanted to post that might not be strictly movie-related.  So please, do not ask me “Dude, how is this movie related?” Or I will punch you. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com, but only if they don’t suck.

Call me old-fashioned, but I’m of the opinion that one can never have to many turtle-orgasm videos.  (Okay, okay, Professor Science, it’s actually a tortoise, you can get down from the clock tower now).  This tortoise doesn’t remind me of myself as much as the Turtle Who Says Wow, mainly because he lasts way longer.  I guess when you live 200 years or so, you can afford to take your time.  Me, I’m more of a pump-pump pass out kind of guy, that’s just how I roll, deal with it.  Oh hey, camera guy, can you get the camera further down the tortoise’s throat?  I’m not nauseous enough yet.  It looks like he’s got a winking cervix in there. I bet this is exactly what Steven Seagal’s unique physiological reaction looks like. [via BuzzFeed]

After the jump, a couple more movie-related mash ups.

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/Film found recently found some Russian posters for James Cameron’s Avatar on a Russian site that were quickly taken down.  No word on why they got pulled, but this one was the most interesting, as it shows a close shot of the dragonfly-winged pterodactyl creatures that the cat people will ride around on when they fight the helicopters.  Yes, I really just typed that.  The head looks sort of like a painted turtle head with fingers sticking out the front, and trust me when I say you don’t ever want to do a Google image search for “turtle head with fingers sticking out”.  Reached for comment, Homophobic Turtle said, “Painted turtles?  Yeah, I know a couple of those guys.  Totally queer.”

Wow, this post went off the rails pretty fast.  Anyway, here’s a video comparison of the CGI in the teaser vs. the CGI in the full trailer, in case any of you nerdlingtons are interested.

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