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Probably Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s most famous bit was ripping on the guy who showed up to the premiere of Star Wars Episode I dressed as some sort of Lord of the Rings wizard while eating a Burger King Filet o’ Fish sandwich (I’ve attached that video after the jump, though I’m confident most of you have already seen it).  Well apparently, Triumph has kept in touch with the wizard, who goes by “Blackwolf” (because he’s black, you see), and recently invited him back on the Conan show to meet his favorite band, Finnish goth metallers Lordi.  The super awkward meeting begins at about the 3:30 mark.  At the 4:05 mark, Triumph encourages Blackwolf to hit on the female band member, so I assume Triumph had been out of the room when Blackwolf tells the bassist that “Bass players are simply delicious,” at the 3:55 mark.

I feel like I need to bathe in Clearasil after watching that.  I heard the cameraman for that segment is currently undergoing treatment for autism.

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UPDATE: I put both videos after the jump for people with slow connections. DOUBLE UPDATE: Now with faster video player.

Anyone who’s seen Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s famous piece on the premiere of Star Wars Episode I (after the jump) knows he does some of his best work on nerds, which is why the thought of Triumph at Comic-Con is so exciting. Sadly, Triumph’s appearance seems to have gone the way of many things at Comic-Con – overly long, not-really-that-funny bit with excessive pandering in front of an audience of braying sycophants who laugh and cheer so much between punch lines that even the funny jokes you end up wanting to hate out of spite. It’s like watching a sitcom without the laughtrack synched up – enjoy!