This is the new poster for Transporter 3. I’ve got the full-sized version after the jump, but my favorite part is the detail here. Guns, sluts, car porn – if they could’ve squeezed a cage fight in there somehow SpikeTV would be obsolete.

*crashes motorcycle through plate glass window in super slow motion*

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor Let the Bodies Hit the Floor…

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Oi, ‘allo, Jason Stafam ‘ere.  Moy shir’s chafin’ me again, moind if oy take i’ off?  Fanks.  Now, where were we… rightio.  So innis flick I’s back transpor’erin fings for people ‘at don’t ask questions.  Fact, if dey do break ‘a rules an’ ask questions, oy take me shir’ off an’ star’ buggerin’ people around, innit?  Oy droive cahs, roid fock’n BMX boicycles, an’ foight blokes wif bloody samurai swords, a cheeky buggas.  Sometoimes oy wake up in strange places wi’out me shir’ on, loike someone’s come in an’ taken me shir’ off durin’ da noight. ‘an oy’s loike, oi, where’s me bloody shir’ go?  Anyway, it’s good fun, an’ I fink you should check i’ out. Did oy mention oy taike me shir’ off?

[via IGN] 

^{WATCH THE TRANSPORTER 3 TRAILER AFTER THE JUMP}

Coming in November, Transporter 3 stars Jason Statham as a guy who rarely wears shirts, often beats people up, and really fucking loves Audis. 

Interesting Tidbit: Transporter 3 was directed by a man named "Olivier Megaton".  If ever there was a last name that could un-gay a first name like Olivier, it’s Megaton.  They should really make an action hero out of that.  COMING, this summer.  JOHN CENA is… CHUCK. MEGATON.  *flies slo-mo through explosion on airborne motorcycle*  LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR…