In one of their better headlines, TMZ reports about The Fighter and I Heart Huckabees director David O. Russell, “Transgender Niece Tells Cops — He Groped My Breasts.” They go onto say that she’s not even a blood relative, so I don’t really see what the big deal is.

David O. Russell — the Oscar-nominated director behind “The Fighter” — is under investigation in Florida for copping a feel of his 19-year-old transgender niece … but Russell told cops it was totally consensual.

David O. Russell is a hyper-intellectual director raised in New York City by a Jewish father and Catholic mother. He’s in Florida for five minutes and BOOM! Busted for feeling up a tranny relative. Oh, Florida. (*sad trombone, banjo run*)

The Broward County Sheriff’s Dept. has confirmed … Russell has been accused of inappropriately grabbing his niece’s breasts during a workout session at a South Florida hotel gym on Dec. 30.
According to the police report taken 3 days after the incident, Russell’s niece … who was born a man and is currently in the preoperative phase of her transition … told cops the two had been doing abdominal exercises when he asked questions about her transformation.
The niece — who does NOT have a blood relation to Russell — told cops they began to talk about her breasts … and how certain hormones she’s taking have made them larger.
According to the report, the niece claims Russell then “put his hands under [her] top and felt both breasts.”
Cops say the woman said she felt “uncomfortable” … but admitted she “did not ask him to stop at any time.”

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Ticked Off Trannies with Knives played at the Tribeca Film Festival in March, even though GLAAD tried to get it pulled (because even movies directed and acted by gay men are deemed offensive if they don’t use GLAAD-approved words), but somehow the DVD release tucked under my radar.  It got a small release from Breaking Glass Pictures last month, and now I can share with you this trailer.  To be honest, I see some trannies and I some some knives, but not nearly the amount of trannies with knives I was expecting.  I hate to say it, but this movie doesn’t look very good.  Some of those chicks were pretty hot though.

Did the voice-over guy really pronounce “éses” as “esses?” This never would’ve happened had Danny Trejo been involved.

[hat tip: BreakHorror]

I probably would've gone with someone who didn't look like she was actually due for a mammogram, but what do I know.

Today I’ve got yet another sad story about our country going down the crapper.  A woman in Idaho was giving out free breast exams in bars, and what did she get for such selfless commitment to public service?  Some brown shirts from the Fascist League of Mini-Hitlers had her thrown in jail.  Journalists have already dubbed her America’s Aung Sang Suu Kyii.

An Idaho judge has set bond at $100,000 for a Boise woman police say posed as a physician and duped at least two other women into having their breasts examined by her at Boise-area nightclubs.
Kristina Ross, 37, remains in Ada County Jail in Boise on two felony counts of practicing medicine without a license.

She didn’t find any mysterious lumps, but then again, she never checked my pants.

Police say Ross introduced herself to victims — one at a downtown Boise bar and the other at a nightclub in a Boise suburb — as a plastic surgeon named Berlyn Aussieahshowna, a name that turned out to be bogus.
The two women told Boise officers they believed Ross was a physician because of her apparent medical knowledge, and they agreed to undergo what they thought were breast exams, which happened at the bars.

Holy sh*t, that worked?  Where are these bars again, specifically?  I need it for, uh, my notes.  (*draws curly line on finger, holds up to lip to make mustache*) “Well hello zair, ladies, I’m Doctor Hamburg Von Weimar, za board certified p*ssy inshpektor…”

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You gotta figure one of the cool things about being famous is that you can put on a wig and some makeup and everyone acts like you just invented a time machine and traveled back in time to kill Hitler.  Just ask Tom Cruise.  OMG, costumes?  You guys are geniuses!  No other spazzy theatre queer would ever have thought of that!

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