This is the time of year when studios dump the crap they know no one will see anyway. Don’t believe me? Opening this weekend (click titles to watch trailer):
Babylon A.D.
Even the director says this sucks. I do not disagree, sir.
College (up top)
Ugh. That is all.
Disaster Movie
You know it’s good because Kim Kardashian’s in it.
Traitor
An action movie starring Don Cheadle based on an idea by Steve Martin. If this was any good we would’ve heard a lot more about it. The best thing I can say about it is that it looks like something I’d watch on an airplane.
There you have it, folks. This three-day weekend is a great time to be outside.
WATCH THE TRAILER FOR TRAITOR AFTER THE JUMP
Traitor stars Don Cheadle as a former US Special Operations officer wanted as a terrorist being tracked by Guy Pearce and Jeff Bridges Daniels. It’s based on an idea from Steve Martin (wuzzah?) and is being directed by Jeffrey Nachmanoff.
This has potential. Cheadle’s one of the best actors around and Guy Pearce’s is no slouch, but so what. I won a spelling bee in sixth grade and you don’t see me bragging about it all the time.
[via Cinematical]
After the jump you may find the trailer for Traitor, or you may find a box of kittens. (Click here to find out!) In the film, Don Cheadle stars as an undercover agent in a terrorist organization, and shit gets real when he becomes a target of the CIA. It also stars here to find out!) In the film, Don Cheadle stars as an undercover agent in a terrorist organization, and shit gets real when he becomes a target of the CIA. It also stars Guy Pearce, Neal McDonough, Jeff Daniels, and Archie Panjabi (pictured at left).
The movie was written and directed by Jeffrey Nachmanoff (writer of The Day After Tomorrow) and is based on an idea from Steve Martin. That’s right. They attached Steve Martin’s name to the project and his only credit on IMDB is "(idea)". And I bet they paid him handsomely for it, too. Way to keep your tang game proper, Steve. - RoboPanda
HD version also available at firstshowing
