(Sorry, I didn’t have a picture of the actual screenwriter, and I just thought… oh nevermind.)
Folks, even with all the retarded crap I have to write about every day, it’s not often that I legitimately smack myself in the face whilst researching a story. This was one of those stories. It started with the news that Walden Media is producing Gene, a script from Randi Mayem Singer about… you guessed it, a male genie. They call it “a modern take on the classic genie story.” And in this context, I guess “modern” means that this time the genie’s not Shaq. Now, if the name Randi Mayem Singer sounds familiar, it’s because she’s also responsible for:
- The Tooth Fairy, starring The Rock
- Big Momma’s House 3
But wait, it gets better! Today I learned that she’s also working on — and gird your loins, because this may be one of the dumbest f’cking things I’ve ever had to type — a sitcom for The CW with Will and Jada Pinkett Smith called… M.I.L.F. and Cookies. That’s right, “Mom I’d Like to F’ck and Cookies.” If that doesn’t say family-friendly sitcom, I don’t know what does. Description:
