(Pictured: The newest ride at Thai Disneyland)
I can’t believe I haven’t seen Ong Bak 2 yet, but I’m putting it on my Netflix queue today because after the jump I’ve got the trailer for Ong Bak 3. I can’t see them out of sequence, the plot probably wouldn’t even make sense. Anyway, the trailer contains much of what we’ve come to expect from Ong Bak, namely Tony Jaa elbowing people and doing stunts on an elephant. And you know it’s a real elephant too, because this is Thailand, and they don’t stand for none of that prepackaged, American fake-elephant bullsh*t. It’d be nice if we were still back in the good old days, before pansy actors and their Jew lawyers drove real elephants out of the business. It’s an outrage, really makes you want to gore somebody.
Ong Bak 3: Because an elephant never forgets… TO KICK YOUR ASS!