• Here’s Tony Danza bagging on local TV, not realizing he’s broadcasting live to a local TV audience.  God help me, I actually agree with Danza on this one. The only thing local TV reporters are good for is falling down and getting hit with things. [buzzfeed]
  • Comedian Taco Perkins reviews Obsessed. |ScreenJunkies|
  • Ufford’s collection of Spencer & Heidi-related photoshop is pretty epic. |WarmingGlow|
  • Wolverine kills Kenny in a strange, apparently user-created South Park. |DailyFill|
  • Trailer for H2. Look, people, it is waaay too nice outside on this Friday afternoon for me to pretend I give a flying f*ck about Rob Zombie’s Halloween remake-sequel.  Know who else enjoys flying f*cks? Red-tailed hawks.  Look it up. |Yahoo|
  • Interview with the Lost writers.  No, of course they didn’t mention the smoke monster. |BullzEye|
  • Jamie from Mythbusters throws a hissy fit about not having a sharpie even though he has a sharpie.  And you wonder why most peoples’ assistants are insane a-holes.  |CollegeHumor|
  • This is about Mel Kiper – I didn’t read it because his Dracula hair terrifies me. |HolyTaco|
  • Hilarious but pathetic fight scenes.  Huh, reminds me of junior high. |Uncoached|
  • The Five Worst Deaths of the Millenium. |Atom|