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Daily Circle Jerk Links:

• The 10 biggest and best celebrity boobs.  Why not?  It’s the internet.  |OpenSports|
• Here’s a District 9 clip from Attack of the Show introduced by a Playmate.  Touché, G4, touché.  |G4|
• Inglourious Basterds: The Heeb review. |Heeb|
• This guy rewrote Emilio Estevez’ Breakfast Club monologue so that it’s mostly about hair.  |YouTube|
• Funny signs, a gallery. |HolyTaco|
• The 10 hottest female grifters in cinema.  What?  No inclusion for that chick from Fast and Furious: Tokyo Grift?  Shut up, I know where the corner is. |ScreenJunkies|
• Condescending army commercial.  |CollegeHumor|
• Triumphs in assvertising.  Yes, assvertising. |NextRound|

Sacha Baron Cohen (still in character, obviously) stopped by the Tonight Show after the L.A. premiere of Brüno (opens July 10th) last night, and you’ll never believe what happened.  He took his clothes off and tried to molest the host.  I know, I was as shocked as you are.  “Outrageous” is the only word that can describe it. (video after the jump).  Meanwhile, CHUD reports that there’s a scene in the movie that’s become even more topical since the death of Michael Jackson:

The sudden death of Michael Jackson could potentially impact the film, since there’s a (very, very funny) scene featuring LaToya Jackson as one of Bruno’s unwitting co-stars in which Michael Jackson jokes are made.

Michael Jackson jokes??!! Not cool, man. When I see this scene the theater, I plan on yelling “TOO FAR!” while coughing up nacho cheese and demanding he “get back to the queer stuff.”

UPDATE: Only a few seconds after I post this and the buzz going around is that the LaToya scene was cut from the version that premiered last night. Which was a very classy, respectful move. (*cough*) PUSSIES! (*cough, cough*). Hoo, air’s dusty today.

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