TRAILER: Tommy Lee Jones is General MacArthur in ‘Emperor’

Written by Vince Mancini / 01.17.13

Coming off his awards-nominated turn as dark meat-loving abolitionist Thaddeus Stevens in Lincoln, professional Grumpy Cat Tommy Lee Jones stars as General Douglas MacArthur in Emperor, a film set during the not-depicted-often-enough period in the closing days of WWII, when we had to rush to forgive Japan for all the grimy sh*t they did during the war to pacify their people and turn our attention to fightin’ the commies. That it’s a period piece, but doesn’t involve any British royalty, is just the icing on the cake. It’s directed by Peter Webber (Girl with the Pearl Earring, Hannibal Rising) and co-stars Matthew Fox as General Bonner Fellers. Bonner Fellers! Please, General, don’t fell my boner, I just erected ‘er!

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Tommy Lee Jones is Grumpy Cat, Grumpy Cat is Tommy Lee Jones

Written by Vince Mancini / 01.14.13

My God, it’s uncanny! All credit in the world to Josh Rowntree for discovering this amazing similarity between Tommy Lee Jones and Grumpy Cat, aka Tard the Grumpy Cat (supposedly short for “Tardar Sauce.” Uh huh, sure.). It certainly wouldn’t be the first time Tommy Lee Jones has been described as a grumpy cat. (Check out WarmingGlow’s Golden Globes recap here for more, you can see the full list of Golden Globes 2013 winners and nominees after the jump).

So, how do you rank this on the scale of animal-celebrity dopplegangers? This is going to sound crazy and I may lose some friends for this, but I put this above Christan Bale and Kermit the Frog, Benedict Cumberbatch and an Otter, and Wanted director Timur Bekmambetov and a Tibetan Fox, but well below the gold standard of Taylor Lautner and an alpaca. (I really wish I could still call it “Llama Lautner,” but I have a duty to biology).

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Tommy Lee Jones is still a fantastic curmudgeon

Written by Vince Mancini / 11.16.12

Tommy Lee Jones is a brilliant actor, especially in roles demanding curmudgeonliness, and until Burnsy brought it to my attention, I didn’t realize he was also an all-Ivy League guard for Harvard in college, where he roomed with Al Gore. Another bit of Tommy Lee Jones trivia you may have heard: he’s a notoriously grumpy interview subject (shocking, I know). The AV Club named him number 16 of their 17 most notoriously prickly interview subjects, and if you want to hear a hundred other people agree, just google it. More recently, Jones sat down with YahooMovies to talk Lincoln, a film for which he delivered yet another charmingly crotchety performance that’s an early favorite for a best supporting actor nom. Even better, the resulting exchange between Jones and the interviewer was yet another masterpiece of obstreperous cantankerosity.

My favorite answer? On being asked what he looks for in a director, Tommy Lee Jones said, “A paycheck.”

Meriah Doty: Seeing Thaddeus Stevens’ biographical information compared with yours. There’s some similarity.

Tommy Lee Jones: No, there isn’t.

MD: [You went to] Harvard. [He went to] Dartmouth.

TLJ: There’s a difference.

MD: Yeah. There is. But you two didn’t exactly grow up with a silver spoon in your mouth and you both got into ivy league universities. I’m just curious. Did you relate to him on any level personally?

TLJ: No.

MD: You’ve worked with so many great directors and Steven Spielberg is no exception.  What do you look for in a director?

TLJ: I don’t know how to answer that. A paycheck. Beyond that I don’t look for anything, but I feel more comfortable if I know they’re thoroughly prepared.

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Lincoln Review: Spielberg’s best movie in years, but is it any good?

Written by Vince Mancini / 11.10.12

“What did the ten fingers say to the South?”

Steven Spielberg is in full Amistad mode in Lincoln, and if nothing else, it’s nice to have his take on history once again unhoofed from a magical pony. It’s been a few years since ’97, so you may have forgotten how much the Speelzman enjoys him some semi-arcane historical political maneuvering as it relates to the legality of slavery. But boy does he! It fascinates him! For Spielberg, this is actually a good thing. On the rare occasion that Spielberg actually gets criticized these days, it’s usually on account of being a gooey hokey schmaltzy cheeseball. Nothing wrong with that, not everyone’s going to make films as subtle as Sofia Coppola, and thank God, but the biggest problem with cheesy hokum is that it can feel impersonal, like a director’s just telling the audience what they want to hear. And that becomes too broad, lacks personality, starts to feel like it was aimed at a composite of a person instead of a person, glossing over those little details and idiosyncrasies that give people, and movies, their individual charm. The best (and most surprising) thing about Lincoln is that it lets Spielberg indulge his more esoteric side, and it makes you remember that, oh right! This Steven Spielberg, he’s an actual person, and not just a series of focus-tested camera tricks, a chimera built of horse magic, child-like wonder and John Williams scores.

Rather than a broad biopic, Lincoln focuses on the final days of the Civil War, when Abe was trying to force the 13th amendment through a constipated House. Now, here’s where it gets complicated. Lincoln had already sort of freed the slaves with the Emancipation Proclamation. The problem with that – as Daniel Day-Lincoln explains during a meeting of his advisors – is that the emancipation was a war powers act, resting on the legal assumption that the president has the right to seize property from enemy nations. That assumption was in turn problematic because for one, it de facto legitimized the notion that slaves were property, and for another, it supported the Confederacy’s disputed notion that the Confederacy was a sovereign nation. Not to mention that the emancipation didn’t apply to the border states or territory already reclaimed by the Union, and once the South was part of the Union again, as everyone hoped it would be, the emancipation did nothing to outlaw slavery there. The emancipation was mostly a big F-you to the South that only freed about 50,000 of the country’s four million slaves. Furthermore, many border staters’ and northerners’ only interest in outlawing slavery was as a way to crush the South’s will and end the war. If Lincoln didn’t get slavery outlawed before the end of the war, he worried that it’d never be resolved. With the 13th Amendment already through the Senate, Lincoln is the story of Abraham Lincoln horse-trading and cajoling the House to pass an amendment it had already rejected less than a year earlier.

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Lincoln definitely looks like a Spielberg movie

Written by Vince Mancini / 09.14.12

Last night, Steven Spielberg and Joseph Gordon-Levitt introduced the trailer for Lincoln during a “Google+ Hangout,” which, from what I could tell, consisted of dorks trying to ask questions while Spielberg complained about the feedback and everyone standing around while the tech guys tried to troubleshoot. But the point was hype, and hype was built, and now we have a trailer. And what of the trailer? Well, it’s a little hard to focus on anything because there’s so many fades-to-black that I thought I had macular degeneration (Dad gummit, that trailer had more black than a Reconstruction-era southern legislature!). But one thing is for certain, it’s definitely going to have cheesy, overbearing string music. It’d be nice if we got a nuanced portrait of Lincoln as a generally-good guy who was nevertheless still probably pretty racist and colonialist in his thoughts like the vast majority of people of his day, who still managed to do some great things and be on the right side of history through a combination of integrity, strategic necessity, and clever politicking, but that sh*tty string music shouts “NOPE! You’re getting the same reductive, deified portrayal as a fourth-grade American history book, but with costumes and acting!” And Sally Field playing basically the same role she did in Forrest Gump. “Laaahfe is laahke a box of chocolates, Abraham. People is always fahghtin over the dark ones.”

Anyway, there’s a chance it could still be good, but that music is atrocious. I’m still hoping they implement commenter Jessolido’s notes, “Montage where he tries on a bunch of different hats before settling on the stovepipe or GTFO..”

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