It should come as no surprise that Human Centipede director Tom Six enjoys filming people pooping into each others’ mouths, after all, he’s Dutch. (I’ve heard about the ovens you use to cook your food, you sick freaks).  Six recently squatted down for an interview with the BBC (*polishes monocle, continues watching scat porn*) in which he revealed that he’s filming a Human Centipede sequel called The Full Sequence in London.  And this time around, he says the anus-to-mouth human centipede will include TWELVE PEOPLE!  Sounds just like a party at Danny Masterson’s house.

The sequel’s title hints at a longer centipede – is that correct?
Yes, the centipede has 12 people. I had so many ideas when I wrote part one but I couldn’t put them all in because I wanted the audience to get used to the sick idea. Now I can put all my crazy ideas in part two.

AND YOU CAN PUT MORE NUMBER TWO IN PART 2! (God I wish I could write up more poop stories). I can only imagine that with four times the centipede segments, the sequel will be… 400% MEDICALLY ACCURATE!

How difficult was the casting process [for the first]?
I made a drawing of the human centipede construction – and because a picture says more than a thousand words. I showed the drawings to the actresses and so many became very angry with me. They thought I was a European lunatic, so they left.

Pssh, amateurs.  You should see the drawings Polanski used to show actresses.

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Knowing how much you guys love going ass to mouth, I dug up this new clip from The Human Centipede (The First Sequence). You remember, it’s that evil-scientist-creates-an-ass-to-mouth-human-centipede movie.  The one that’s supposedly “100% medically accurate.“   The new clip shows the two girls, played by Ashley Williams and Ashlynn Yennie (Ashley and Ashlynn, the names I plan to someday give my twin daughters in the hopes that they’ll follow in their mom’s footsteps at the Jacksonville Hooters) who wander into evil doctor Dieter Laser’s house.  The girls, whose car has broken down, get a little creeped out by Dieter’s giant painting of siamese-twin blobs (foreshadowing!) on the mantel, but other than that he seems totally legit.  In fact, I think I met this dude once on a vannin tour with Rooster and Trish.  He was president of the New England Van Council, German delegation.

I included a bonus pic of him and his new friend, Unimpressed Cassowary. [via ShockTillYouDrop]

I’ve told you about this freaky Human Centipede movie before, but now we have some of the first video.  Here’s the delightful rundown:

In The Human Centipede, Dr. Heiter (Dieter Laser) is a leering, sepulchral surgeon from Germany whose specialty is separating Siamese twins. Dr. Heiter decides to evolve his craft by sewing together living beings together at the “mucous-cutaneous zone” (guess) in order to create Siamese triplets with a single digestive system. After his experiment in creating a three-segment rottweiler (“a beautiful three-hound construction”) fails, Dr. Heiter tries again, shifting his attention to humans. First, a trucker is stolen away while relieving himself on the side of the road, Next, two clueless party girls who come knocking on Dr. Heiter’s door after getting lost in the German forest get pulled into the experiment. After erasing the trucker from the picture, the doctor finds another victim: a crazed Japanese man wandering around Germany. The doctor concludes the initial phase of his experiment by splicing together the two girls and the Japanese man. At this stage, the film really goes berserk as Dr. Heiter attempts to impose his personal brand of order and discipline on an increasingly out-of-control situation. [via Twitch]

This sounds awesome: “first this German guy sews some people’s mouths and anuses together, and THEN, things start to get weird.”  And it seems realistic because the poop-eating weirdness involves both Germans and Japanese.  I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the clueless party girls are from Florida. In related news, Weston Coppola Cage wrote six new songs after finding out “sepulchral” was a real adjective.

Well this sounds like a really good movie. From Pajiba:

One of the films currently playing at FrightFest over in the UK is a movie called Human Centipede: First Sequence [from surprisingly not-Japanese writer-director Tom Six]. The plot, essentially, is this: A respected Siamese Twin surgeon [I picture him in a crisp suit with ouroboros cufflinks -Ed.] has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature.

The creature’s name?  You guessed it, Danny Masterson.