I made this picture. There’s just something timeless about juxtaposing embarrassing paparazzi candids with the ridiculously-stylized wallpapers foreigners make (is the idea here that Tom Cruise creates electricity, just like a wind farm? That is an amazing train of logic.).

Anyway, we’re here because Time Magazine created a supercut of Tom Cruise running. Yes, Time Magazine. They’re making supercuts now, apparently. This was sort of the obvious supercut that needed to be made, and I wondered why it hadn’t been, and then I remembered that it actually had. Gosh, this was a fun story, wasn’t it. In any case, it’s nice to see “Tom Cruise running a lot” updated for the 2011-almost-2012 crowd.

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As you can see by this compilation, Tom Cruise does a lot of running in his movies.  You have to run pretty hard to outrun a thetan, because thetans are made of air vapor, and air vapor is fast.  [not sure who made it, but thanks to BDarbs for sending it]

DCJ Links:

• The other day, commenter Burnsy decided to turn this into the new Rick Roll. I think that’s a capital idea.  Tell your friends. |YouTube|
• I know American TV is pretty sleazy, but it’s nice to know we’ve still got nothing on the Brits. |WarmingGlow|
• Marvel comics swimsuit moments.  Wow, that Punisher picture is disturbing. |ComicsAlliance|
• Topless Robot picks the worst sci-fi novel, a list for which I can only imagine they suffered a great deal.  Jesus, man, that’s like choosing the hairiest Yeti.  |ToplessRobot|
• The five breakfast cereals most ripe for a big screen adaptation. Seriously though, you know you’re a hippie if you have Kashi in your house. |Pajiba|
• Here’s an animated Star Wars set to rap for some reason. |Atom|
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