The red-band trailer for David Fincher’s The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo “leaked” online the other day, with many speculating that this was some viral marketing effort by Sony. Still no word on that, but now we’ve got an official trailer, which you can watch below. It’s basically the same as the other one, with some quick shots cut to Karen O. (of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs) and Trent Reznor’s cover of “Immigrant Song,” only with less sideboob this time (BOO!).

More importantly, there’s a new poster featuring ROONEY MARA’S TOPLESS BOOBS NIPSLIP LESBIAN KITTEN TORTURE GOOGLE.  Phew, sorry about that.  It seems I’ve come down with a case of the search-term Tourette’s. ROONEY MARA NAKED! PUPPY WIGS! KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE!  Check out the stuff below while I get this looked at. CAKE FARTS! LEMON PARTY! BILLY BUSH!

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MINI SITE NEWS UPDATE: Hey, kids, Daddy’s back.  I know Burnsy and Cho-Cho have probably been letting you eat candy for dinner and draw dog poop murals on the living room wall, but now it’s time for you to straighten the f*ck up and act right or else I’ll redden that ass in front of the neighbors again. Don’t think I won’t.  Anyway, expect some news posts followed by a couple more Comic-Con posts at the end of the day, because uploading all those pictures takes forever.  Now back to your regularly scheduled postings.

After the jump, Robert Rodriguez and his cute little Ché hat introduce a new trailer for Machete, which he says is pretty “loco.” (That’s how you know he’s Mexican). I’m not a Spaniard myself, so I don’t know what that means, but I can tell you that the new trailer is crazy.  How crazy?  Well, let’s just say, come for the bare boobs, stay for the Danny Trejo repelling out of a building using a guy’s guts for a rope.  Because seriously, that happens. I thought no mames, guey, but mira, eet’s true.  I’m curious as to what being on this set must’ve been like.  Because I imagine that when you put Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez in the same room, everyone ends up bleeding, pregnant, or both.

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