MSN has debuted the new red-band trailer for Your Highness (watch it after the jump), starring Danny McBride, Zooey Deschanel, James Franco, and Natalie Portman’s butt.  You’ll definitely want to watch the red-band version, because in the regular, green-band version, Natalie Portman’s medieval thong (see links at left) has been altered, nay, CENSORED, too look like this:

(*cleans monocle, does spit take*) Whaaa? Did they shoot this scene twice with two different bikinis?  Was she digitally de-thonged? If so, how’d they’d decide who got the job of post-production full-butt bikini supervisor?  And if they shot it twice, was there a sexy costume designer around to supervise during the wardrobe change?  I mean, someone would have to monitor it, for continuity, right?  The point is, I’m intrigued.  And now, farbeit from me to diss Natalie Portman’s butt, because, as a blogger, Natalie Portman’s butt puts food in my mouth, but… well, it could be meatier.  I’m just sayin.

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On the left, we have Mickey Rourke at some sort of leather n’ thongs party, courtesy of Don Chavez.  See, he’s just a regular guy.  I mean, who hasn’t been to one of those?  On the right, his new PETA ad. “When dogs get knocked up, puppies get put down”.  So true.  How many times have I seen a cute little puppy just trying to walk down the street with all the other dogs around it going, “Hey man, we heard your mom’s pregnant.  We always new she was a fat bitch!  Ha, I bet you’re on welfare.  Yeah, way to be on welfare, welfare dog!”  Poor little guy.

Anyway, I’m not sure where I was going with this other than to say that you all better be ready for Mickey Rourke to be a huge star.  I’m all for it, because A. The Wrestler is the best movie I’ve seen this year, and B. Mickey Rourke is roughly 800 billion times more interesting than Will Smith (approximately).