I don’t usually do this, but after I sent Chodin a Lost Boys 2: The Tribe DVD as his Comment of the Week prize, he sent me his review.  Despite the fact that it took him no less than six emails to get it properly attached, and his email address has “Tim Allen” in the title, it’s actually a pretty fine review.  Anyway, without further ado, here it is, and no, I didn’t understand the picture either. -Vince

Hey, remember the time you made your copy of The Lost Boys make out with your Point Break DVD?  Well guess what, asshole: they just had a f-cking baby.

The Lost Boys sequel, recently full-released on DVD, because theaters would rather burn to the ground than thread its 94 minutes through their projectors. Aptly titled Lost Boys: The Tribe, this time around we follow Victor and Thomas, two young Native American men, who don’t do shit all day except for ride around and talk about John Wayne’s teeth.
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Another day, another Lost Boys 2 trailer (video after the jump). 

This one’s a little longer, which isn’t a good thing.  But we do get a glimpse of Tom Savini (the guy with the cock gun in From Dusk Till Dawn), and the main girl (Autumn Reeser).  This time she was onscreen long enough for me to realize who she is: a minor character from The O.C.  I guess that’s better than someone from The Hills like I’d originally thought.  In any case, according to IMDB, her interests include "drawing, horseback riding, and reading."  

I know what you’re thinking, and it’s true, being in this movie is a lot of responsibility for a fourth grader.  I wonder if she also enjoys talking on the phone and hanging out with friends!  Perhaps we’ll never know!