“If you watch The Wonder Years without the narration, it’s 95% people staring at each other.”  Oh my God, it’s true!  It’s like the period piece version of The Hills!  [via OhHaveYouSeenThis]

Your Daily Circle Jerk Links:

• Here’s the ‘Rampage’ entry in Fantastic Fest’s Uwe Boll Totally Awesome Videogames Filmmaking Competition.  And that’s probably the first and last time you’ll see ‘Uwe Boll’, ‘awesome’, and ‘filmmaking’ in the same sentence. |G4|
• YES. The 7 Best Mexican-Related Urban Dictionary entries.  It’s like someone reached inside my brain and pulled out a unicorn.  The “Mexican Chocolate Factory” is an interesting variation on Space Docking.  How intriguing. |HolyTaco|
• Jeff Ross on the Adam Carolla podcast. |AdamCarolla|
• Of course.  Roman Polanski reviews ‘Hannah Montana’.  |ScreenJunkies|
• Top tens after week four of college football.  I dunno, this seems like a lot of math… |BleacherReport|
• Best celebrity boobs of the last decade. Seriously, if the compiler of this list worked for me and he showed up with a list that ranked Carmen Electra and Giada De Laurentiis higher than Diora Baird, he’d not only be fired but chemically castrated.  I SAID ‘GOOD DAY!’ |Gunaxin|
• The 15 greatest fart scenes in movies. Kevin James just came. |WorldofIsaac|
• Kelly Brook nude… and sadly SFW.  Who does this bitch think she is? |YesBitch|
• The American Mustache Institute urges you to vote Oates.  John Oates, that is. |AMI|
• DID SOMEONE SAY CATS IN CLOTHES??? |WarmingGlow|

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After initially ordering a full season, NBC has decided to pull the plug on Knight Rider with four shows to go.  I blame the collapse of the auto industry.  Because there’s no way anyone with the right number of chromosomes could’ve possibly seen five seconds of that godawful show and decided people wanted more unless Ford was footing the bill.  The closest comparison for it I can think of is a bad infomercial, which isn’t quite fair. I’d much rather watch someone clean up grandma’s drool with a Sham-Wow than watch this tool act continually surprised.  This was so bad it made the David Hasshoff version look good.  It was so bad it made the product placement in Transformers seem tasteful.  It was… worse than Viva Laughlin.

Also: where the hell was this scene supposed to have taken place?  Did they not even bother to cover the f-cking black background of the stage? Makes sense, I guess. “Oops, a guy with a boom mike wandered into the shot on that last take.” “Meh, print it, it’s almost lunch.”
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As I’ve been trying to tell anyone who will listen, Celebrity Rehab has Gary “I’ve got to give someone a buck knife” Busey this season, and he’s almost too good to be true.  The Soup got a hold of this clip, which I’d been trying to find.  At the beginning, Busey tells the snorting-coke-off-his-dog story that people can’t go a week without sending me even though it’s at least ten years old, but more importantly, at the 1:07 mark it gives us a glimpse of what Gary Busey carries in his briefcase: matches, chapstick, highlighters, and about $20 worth of spare change.  You know, important business stuff.

In the last episode, Dr. Drew diagnoses Busey as having damaged the “filtration system” that keeps him from acting on every impulse — brilliant analysis there, Poindexter — and puts him on a medication called Depakote.  So help me God, f-ckers, if you ruin Busey I will hunt you down.  Take away the batshit and what else is there? Batshit, do you even know what that stands for? Busey Always Touches Snake Hearts In Terabithia.

[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]

Yes I have two non-movie related Friday Free for All clips today, what of it?  This clip was on The Soup, but even if you saw it then, it deserves another look.  As the deliciously androgynous Joel McHale explains, a morning show about binge drinking inexplicably cut to a split-second shot of a cat eating spaghetti.  I’m thinking the editor must be a FilmDrunkard.  Or perhaps was FilmDrinking on the job.

[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip] 

Today’s Friday Free for All clip comes from The Soup.  It features Blake Lively and America Ferrara doing press for the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, with special attention to the daggers coming out of Ferrara’s eyes when Lively gets asked about Gossip Girl.  Mmm, that’s some good hate.  Congratulations, America Ferrara, you are now an honorary FilmDrunkard.  To become a full member, all you have to do is wrestle the blind kid.  Be careful, she bites.