Anthony Hopkins stars in this new trailer for The Rite. If I could say one thing about this trailer, it’s that this certainly looks like a movie. It has acting, cameras, music… hell, at this rate, it might even play in theaters. Wouldn’t that be something.
Inspired by true events, “The Rite” follows skeptical seminary student Michael Kovak (Colin O’Donoghue), who reluctantly attends exorcism school at the Vatican. While in Rome, he meets an unorthodox priest, Father Lucas (Anthony Hopkins), who introduces him to the darker side of his faith. Directed by Mikael Hafstroem (“1408″), “The Rite” is a supernatural thriller that uncovers the devil’s reach to even one of the holiest places on Earth. [Apple]
Back when I was an altar boy, we didn’t need exorcists. If the priest thought you were possessed, you just went with him to the back room and blew the evil into his penis. He said he could store the demons in there. I think that’s why they made him the priest.


