(Party Dog thinks you’d be more comfortable without that top.  AROOOOOO!)

Remember Jena Malone?  She was in Donnie Darko, The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Into the Wild… she was the wounded dove all the weird kids wanted to get with before Kristen Stewart came along.  That’s the cool thing about those indie-rock theater chicks; they might not dress sexy and they probably smell sometimes, but they’re totally free with their nudity and probably their drugs.  Anyway, you can see her nude scene in The Messenger over at the very NSFW Fleshbot.  She does some girl-on-top grinding with her bare butt showed from behind, and we get a couple short glimpses of her boobs.  Which aren’t very big, but then size isn’t everything is it, you demanding bitch.  No, you’re a premature ejaculator.   Oh yeah?  You don’t make sense.  Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. So’s your face.

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This is the trailer for The Messenger, which played at Sundance earlier this year and will get a theatrical release starting November 13th.  From first-time director Oren Moverman, who previously wrote the Bob Dylan-themed, I-love-the-smell-of-my-own-farts film I’m Not There, it stars Woody Harrelson and Ben Foster as two soldiers whose job it is to notify dead soldiers’ next of kin.  Harrelson plays Foster’s friend and mentor, a lá Jeremy Renner and Anthony Mackie in The Hurt Locker.  I’m picturing grief, loss, crying, sobbing, slapping — basically two hours of flapjacks and bubblegum and kittens in sunbeams.  Though if your death messenger really was Woody Harrelson, I think it’d probably go down like this:
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