This week’s winner and runner up will receive The F Word by Jesse Sheidlower, with Foreword by Lewis Black, courtesy of Oxford University Press.  I figured you guys would like it since it’s about swearing, because if there’s one thing in the world I love, it’s swearing.  If there are two things I love in the world it’s swearing and racial slurs, but that’s neither here nor there.  And now here are the winners, you spics.

(From Robert Pattinson’s face on some panties)
ChinoMoreno says: My Edward Cullen replica c-ck just came in the male.

(From Abigail Breslin to play Helen Keller on Broadway)
B.K. says: If her walking off the stage accidentally isn’t a gag in every performance, I’m not gonna bother.

And I believe that is the first time the Drunkettes have gone one two.  Well done, ladies.  Honorable mentions after the jump.

Read the rest of this entry »