WOMEN BE DUCHESSIN’
09.05.08Keira Knightley is starring in another period piece, The Duchess. I still can’t embed clips with my account, so you can watch a new clip from The Duchess here. Try to stay awake. If it helps, picture the fact that the corsets Knightley had to wear caused her to fart constantly.
Spread bat guano all over your face then sit in direct sunlight for an hour. Rinse it off with moose urine. Repeat six times. This will not help you embed a video clip.
I probably shouldn’t have insulted Babylon 5 and Penny Arcade in front of the tech guys. So I may have embedding privileges [heh heh "bedding privileges"] later today. Or not. Deal.

