And now, in news I couldn’t possibly have made up:

50 Cent is also going to be producing movies now, apparently. He’s launching a production company called Cheetah Vision, and he’s claiming that one of the first movies will be The Dance, which will star both Nicolas Cage and 50 himself. [Pitchfork]

Excerpt from THE DANCE, original screenplay:

CAGE: Riddle me this, homeboy, Why is it burned?

50: Yo, man, ow ownknow.

CAGE: WHY IS IT BURNED?

50: (louder) Yo, man, I said, ow own—

CAGE: WHYISITBURNEDWHYISITBURNEDWHYISITBUUUUUUURNED!

*music fades in, dance number then furious make out session*