This is the trailer for The Cottage, starring Andy Serkis, Jennifer Ellison, and other British people I’ve never heard of. It’s set for a March 14th release in the UK.


THE COTTAGE is a relentless dark comedy with an extreme twist. Set in a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for our four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.

I’m not sure what the extreme twist is.  The countryside? The kidnapping?  The hell? The nightmare? To me, it looks more cheesy than anything else! HAHAHAHA, COTTAGE CHEESE, GET IT?  

Sorry, it was either that or Andy Serkis? More like Andy Circus.