Wait, don’t tell me, I know how this fantasy goes…

Angelina Jolie and John Malkovich star in The Changeling, Clint Eastwood’s latest uplifting heartwarmer.  It tells the true story of some chick whose son was kidnapped, only to be returned by the LAPD, except the son they returned isn’t actually her son.  She dares to complain (I guess the new kid’s a douche or something), and expose LAPD corruption in the process, and they respond by throwing her in mental institution – and not a modern sit-in-a-circle-and-talk mental institution, an old 1940s beat-you-with-sticks-electrocute-your-nuts-until-you-stop-acting-crazy mental institution.  Knowing Eastwood, it will probably end with a lobotomized Jolie drooling on the scarf she’s been forced to knit while Malkovich cries because he couldn’t save her and then commits suicide.

Here’s my impression of Spike Lee watching this:  Blah blah blah white people blah blah blah more white people blah blah blah – that’s it?!  I demand you go back and shoot a scene with Nick Cannon in it!
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