THIS! IS! A PAYCHECK!

Written by Vince Mancini / 12.18.09

By popular demand, here’s the trailer for The Bounty Hunter, starring Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston, from director Andy Tennant, previously of Fool’s Gold, Hitch, and Sweet Home Alabama.  The plot is very complicated, so try to keep up: Gerard Butler’s character… is a bounty hunter.  He has to track down… are you still with me?  …his ex-girlfriend.  And get this, his ex-girlfriend is played by… Jennifer Aniston.   You catch all that?  Phew, I feel like this needs a Cliff’s Notes or something with all those twists and turns.

Side note: Have you noticed a weird trend lately where every rom-com deals with a guy falling back in love with his ex?  This one, It’s Complicated, Fool’s Gold, Ghost of Girlfriends Past — I feel like there’s a Slate article or Sociology Thesis here.  I’d write a rom-com about rekindling my own past relationships, but I don’t think anyone wants to see a guy fall for a pile of rocks in the desert.
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GERARD BUTLER NEEDS TO FIRE HIS AGENT

Written by Vince Mancini / 12.16.09

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(Girlfriend drag you to a crappy rom-com again?  Never fear, the Bud Light Otter is here!)

Here’s the poster for Gerard Butler’s latest, The Bounty Hunter, co-starring Jennifer Aniston.  It was directed by Andy Tennant, previously of Fool’s Gold, Hitch, Sweet Home Alabama, It Takes Two (starring the Olsen twins and Steve Guttenberg), and The Amy Fisher Story (made for TV).  Andy Tennant the director should not be confused, of course, with Aubrey Tennant, the Last Airpuncher.  That would be like mistaking Jesus for Pol Pot.

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I hope the actors got paid in Fool’s Gold!  *Bike horn* *record scratch* *Tiger Woods bangs a cocktail waitress*

[via Yahoo]

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