Robert Downey Jr. Made $50 Million for The Avengers

Written by Vince Mancini / 04.16.13

Every time I see Robert Downey Jr. in an interview or on an awards show, he seems so confident and so utterly comfortable with himself that he’s like a human cocaine high. In Iron Man, I’m not sure if he’s playing Tony Stark as the smartest, richest, cleverest billionaire in the world or if he’s just playing himself. While he may not have a flying rocket suit or a robot house voiced by Jude Law in real life, one thing he does have is giant shitpiles of f*ck-you money. He reportedly made $50 million on The Avengers alone, a figure that was first reported last year by the Hollywood Reporter, but GQ recently asked Downey directly. Usually when actors are asked about such financial matters, they’re all “Well sort of, but you know I had to pay my agent and my manager and my ex wife and my child support and what with the price of gas these days, ’twas hardly but a pittance.”

Yadda yadda yadda, Robert Downey Jr. isn’t “most actors”:

The Hollywood Reporter recently suggested that the true figure was around $50 million. It’s not the kind of thing most actors are prepared to talk about, but I ask Downey anyway.

“Yeah,” he says, smiling.

Is that number about right?

“Yeah.” A broader smile.

That’s amazing.

“Isn’t that crazy?” he says. “They’re so pissed. I can’t believe it. I’m what’s known as ‘a strategic cost.’ “

Usually we knock people for being arrogant or loving themselves too much, but in Robert Downey’s case, it’s one his best traits. In the right hands, cockyness can seem less a sin than a simple acknowledgement of objective truth, a refreshing renunciation of false modesty. And by “right hands” I mean of course rocket hands.

[full interview at GQ]

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The 25 Highest-Grossing Films of 2012

Written by Vince Mancini / 01.02.13

We talk about domestic box office a lot, but international markets are where the real money is made. In fact, of the 25-highest-grossing movies worldwide, the smallest percentage of total budget earned internationally was 59 percent. This could go a long way to explaining why movies aren’t better, since with few exceptions, broad strokes are what play in foreign markets (and/or are what studios think will play, and thus spend a buttload of marketing money on). You know how the French are, they can barely tell a skunk from a cat that got paint spilled on it.

Pajiba already did the heavy lifting here, so I’m just going to have a cigarette and let the block quote do the work.

First, some fun facts: Internationally, the top ten all-time movies added two new entries this year, The Avengers at number three, and The Dark Knight Rises at number seven. Although it didn’t perform as well as The Dark Knight domestically, Rises bested it internationally by $200 million.

Which could add some credence to the theory that the Aurora shooting hurt TDKR‘s box office. Not that that even rates in terms of important impacts of the Aurora shooting, but there you go.

Meanwhile, Skyfall became the highest gross Bond film to date (and the first to cross $1 billion worldwide). Among the year’s top 25 films internationally, Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax (61 percent) and The Hunger Games (59 percent) were the movies with the highest percentage of their box office from North America, while The Intouchables (97 percent) and Ice Age: Continental Drift (81 percent) were the two films with the most box-office proceeds from overseas.

The highest grossing original property was Brave, followed by Ted, which was also the highest grossing comedy of the year. Titanic 3D was the highest grossing film not originally released in 2012, and two films considered box-office failures in the United States (Battleship and John Carter) both broke the top 25.

1. The Avengers— $1.5 billion

2. The Dark Knight Rises — $1.081 billion

3. Skyfall — $1 billion

4. Ice Age: Continental Drift — $875 million

5. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II — $799 million

6. The Amazing Spider-Man — $752 million

7. Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted — $742 million

8. The Hobbit: Unexpected Journey — $692 million [so far]

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Inception cinematographer Wally Pfister calls The Avengers ‘Appalling’

Written by Vince Mancini / 10.17.12

Pfister, speaking with the Sarasota Herald-Tribune:

Q: What’s most important in shooting a film?

A: What’s really important is storytelling. None of it matters if it doesn’t support the story. I thought “The Avengers” was an appalling film. They’d shoot from some odd angle and I’d think, why is the camera there? Oh, I see, because they spent half a million on the set and they have to show it off. It took me completely out of the movie. I was driven bonkers by that illogical form of storytelling.

In conclusion…

Actually, I made a similar complaint in my Avengers review, that there were certain shots, especially in the beginning, that just had random detritus (leaves, bushes, etc) framed in the foreground that were only there so they could show off the depth of the 3D. It didn’t ruin the movie, but it was still lame. Nonetheless, I’m excited for the inevitable pissing contest between humorless Dark Knight Rises apologists and humorless Avengers apologists. I bet it will be humorless!

Okay, so that was the blatant link bait, here’s a more interesting bit:

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‘The Avengers with Pugs’ is getting posted because obviously

Written by Vince Mancini / 10.08.12

After the jump, I’ve got a YouTube video entitled “Avenger Pugs,” whose title is both perfectly self-explanatory and yet woefully incapable of fully conveying the true majesty of pugs dressed as The Avengers. And before any of you start tut-tutting about people being cruel to their pugs for our amusement… just stop. This is the pug’s purpose. Pugs can barely give birth without caesarian sections and when you feed them, they get fat and turn into waddling loaves of bread that wheeze. This animal does not exist in the wild. Even if it could see with its wall eyes, the wheezing would scare away prey it wasn’t fast enough to catch anyway. Pugs were bred solely for the purpose of looking silly for our amusement, and at that they are perfect. Pugs are nature’s clowns. This is them in their natural state.
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Honest trailer for The Avengers

Written by Vince Mancini / 09.25.12

ScreenJunkies’ “Honest Trailers” series has been surprisingly good so far, and their latest edition celebrates today’s DVD release of The Avengers. Points include:

“Captain America, who just kinda has to be there…”

“The confusing energy source of the Tesseract [sp?], and its completely unjustified fail-safe…”

“A movie so fulfilling that you won’t remember that the first 45 minutes are actually kind of boring…”

It’s a lot of the same criticisms I brought up in my flame-inspiring review, which invoked a tidal wave of flabby hate from the neckbeards, despite the fact that I went to great pains to point out how much I liked it and gave it a B+. I think there’s some universal law of the internet that the more trivial the subject, the more impassioned the arguments about it. “My mom has cancer? Haha, good one, stranger. HOW F*CKING DARE YOU SAY SPOCK DIED IN STAR TREK II THAT WAS STAR TREK III I’LL F*CKING KILL YOU!!!”

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