I know he’s been featured countless times now, but Grumpy Cat still makes me so happy. Is that some kind of schadenfreude? Catenfreude? …Fine, I was already leaving.  [via JuliaSegal]

MORNING LINKS
Uproxx Video: “In Foley We Trust” |Film Drunk|

Matt Louv ventures deep inside Facebook HQ to see Deepak Chopra, and lives to talk about it. |Frotcast|

Mark it down: Vince will be at the Hollywood Improv next Wednesday with a whole bunch of funny people. |Events|

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A Seattle News Station Got Three People High And Gave Them A Driving Test, Because Of Journalism |Warming Glow|

Stupid Ring Girl: The Prequel |With Leather|

Peter Dinklage May Bring His Robot Army To ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ |Gamma Squad|

10 People Who Need To Be Punched In The Face |Smoking Section|

The NFL’s New Aptitude Test Revealed |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

A future without lower back problems is no friend of mine |theChive|

21 People Having Too Much Fun With Nature |HuffPost Comedy|

Oscar Fun Facts: 16 Tidbits to Impress Your Friends |Film.com|

These New Cigarette Warnings Seem a Little Sarcastic |College Humor|

Eff, Marry, Kill: Presidents Edition |NextMovie|

6 Weird Gifts President Obama Has Received |Mental Floss|

Bulldog vs. Leaf Blower |Clip Nation|

Remember that Cool Slo-Mo Song from Dredd? |Unreality|

Katy Perry Is Not Engaged To John Mayer |IDLYITW|

20 Facts About “The West Wing” That Will Make You Stand There In Your Wrongness |Pajiba|

Forest Whitaker Hilariously Accused Of Shoplifting |Screen Junkies|

MIT Developing New ‘Alcohol Busting’ Super Drug That Will Sober You Up in Seconds |Brobible|

The 7 Best Fake Presidents of All Time |Holy Taco|

When Animals Attack |High Definite|

What Is Hentai? (Besides NSFW.) |Videogum|

‘And Henceforth Them Brazilian Butts Shall Be So Wide, Them Other Brothers Cannot Deny’ – FDR |The Superficial|

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Ever wondered what would happen if you changed all the minor key notes in REM’s “Losing My Religion” to major? You’d get this, “Regaining My Religion.” “Someone has gone to the trouble (I don’t know how but would suspect using Melodyne DNA or somesuch) of processing REM’s minor-scale downer hit ‘Losing My Religion’ so that all the minor notes are now major. When I followed the link I thought it’d be a cover, but no, it’s the original, processed.” [BoingBoing]

MORNING LINKS
WATCH: Amanda Seyfried becomes a porn star in ‘Lovelace’ |Film Drunk|

Merkins and Killer Joe |Frotcast|

Let’s Celebrate The Inauguration With The Best Of The ‘Thanks Obama!’ GIFs |UPROXX|

Tard the Grumpy Cat + Mardi Gras = Tardi Gras. |via FCkYeahDementia]

13 Now-Famous Actors We Were First Introduced To In HBO’s ‘Band of Brothers’ And ‘The Pacific’ |Warming Glow|

The Best Of Extreme Championship Wrestling’s Extremely 1990s Promo Photos |With Leather|

Adorable Stormtrooper Photography |Gamma Squad|

Back In The Day: 20 Reminiscent Rap Songs |Smoking Section|

Steve Bisciotti Is Super Creepy |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

14 Supporting Noms That Were Actually Leads |Film.com|

Claire Danes’ 10 Most Magical Red Carpet Moments Of The ’90s |Buzzfeed|

The Ultimate Segway Fails Compilation |Clip Nation|

21 People Having Too Much Fun With Statues |HuffPost Comedy|

Jenna Jameson is Trying to Be Miley Cyrus |IDLYITW|

12 Early Short Films By Famous Hollywood Directors |Mental Floss|

5 Movies Like The Notebook You Don’t need To See To Know The End |Screen Junkies|

The 10 Best Best Friends of All-Time |College Humor|

Six Non-Horror Films That Are Far More Disturbing Than Most Horror Films |Unreality|

Bill Clinton Won The Inauguration |The Superficial|

20 Actors You May Have Forgotten Were Once Face Meltingly Hot |Pajiba|

How Django Unchained connects to Pulp Fiction in the Tarantino-verse |Fark|

Portlandia: Nerd PSA |High Definite|

5 Silly Initiation Rituals of Famous Sinister Organizations |Brobible|

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